New Website Lets Members Login With Penis Print
Technology has advanced so much, giving us the ability to use fingerprints and retina scans to log into our different accounts.
Website Camsoda has taken that to a new level, though, creating tech that allows users to log into their site with a photograph of their penis.
They’re calling it ‘Dickometrics Penis Verification’ and they say it works best with erect penises, arguing that an erect penis has “more discernible features.”
You start by uploading a picture of your manhood to the site, then each new time you log in, simply show your penis and you’re good to go.
The site is a webcam platform where users can stream sexually explicit content, and they’ve also been in the press for other bizarre PR stunts like creating a mask that lets you experience smells when watching virtual reality porn.
They also faked a shark attack with an adult film star, in a strange attempt to go viral.
Camsoda’s Vice President, Darren Press, says about their Dickometrics feature: “Like a fingerprint and an eyeball, which are two of most commonly used body parts in biometric technologies, the penis has many, many differentiating factors like size, colour, and vein protrusion.
“However, unlike fingerprints and eyeballs, penises are not exposed to the public a lot of the time and mostly kept under clothing and shared with loved ones – presumably who are trusted.”
Well, what we know is that logging in anywhere other than the privacy of your own room, for example, would be a nightmare.
As of yet, a similar version for females has yet to be announced. Keep your fingers crossed!
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